English on clothing is trendy so often you'll find clothes that are .... uh, well, like: Your Father Si HOT HOT HOT! If I didn't have to lug my stuff around different cities and countries I'd have bought this shirt.
I wish back home in the USA we had signs like this. Note the cute looking poo, and click the image to enlarge it. Note the English text along the bottom: According to blah blah blah, dog owners will get NT $1200 to NT 6000 if they let their dogs shit anywhere.
I was told by a local this sign exists because people were indeed getting their trousers caught in the escalator.
Trash is treasure? Ok, if you say so... but if that were really the case you'd think there would be more trash cans in Taiwan. Trash cans are really hard to find! It's annoying. I'd end up carrying all my trash to the MRT (subway) station.
Actually in Taiwan Pedestrians do NOT have the right of way but at least they're trying.... well not really. Cross the street is always an adventure in itself.